smilingemoticon:

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

(via heyhocloudy)

maleficentmordor:

I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-

“fucking winchesters”

(via garama)

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

(via dogrot)

g0ne-blotto:

IM GONNA FUCKIN G PISS MY PANTS OH MY GOD

(via mshacollns)

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

(via mistakeofgrandeur)

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

(via tannedchesters)

destielmybeatingheart:

camuizuuki:

kendaspntwd:

Dean Winchester / COLORED SHIRTS in ( season 8 )

the red shirt does things to me

THINGS

Yeah. Seriously. Dean in that colour. HOLY HELL.

I still haven’t recovered from the first time he wore it, way back in season 1

[x]

SWEEEEEET LOOORDDDD

(via rhymewithrachel)

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

(via tannedchesters)

kawabiala:

# this is RICH coming from you Voldemort.

(via feedingfools)

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

(Source: , via moriarty)

ilovett:

where is your god now?

(Source: microsoftword97, via mistakeofgrandeur)

herr-forehead:

michishigeglb:

docscratch:

oh my fuckin god im pissing myself at how unimpressed kakashi is rn

The number of fucks Kakashi gives is equal to the number of living relatives you have Sasuke

Reblogging for comments.

(Source: eyetrauma, via fourcorneredgod)

thescienceofjohnlock:

gingerhaze:

They had to build Arthur Conan Doyle a large circular coffin to compensate for all the spinning he was going to be doing and he hasn’t stopped spinning ever since.

They hooked up a generator to him and now his constant spinning powers half of London.

theblindvisionary:

we take the naps we think we deserve

(via moriarty)