Sometimes when he’s excited
and he’s usually most excited over coupon clipping
and saving money while grocery shopping
bc he is a big domestic nerd.
Incubus Boy teases him a lot over it whenever it happens.
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
Dragon Age: Origins and Bioshock Infinite
Sims 3 and Skyrim oh god
Pokemon Y and Tomodachi Life
megaman v and borderlands 2
Wadanohara and Wind Waker
School Idol Festival and Monster Girl Quest…
Animal Crossing and Mass Effect 2
The Witcher 2 and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Fuck. That sounds amazing, if it’s Witcher characters in SSB style.
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate…. and Destiny.
Mass Effect 3 and GTA V. So….this could be interesting.
Batman Arkham Origins: Blackgate and Battleblock Theater. Jesus Christ. CATS EVERYWHERE.
Bastion and Little Inferno.. I don’t even know where the connection could be between these two.
final dynasty warriors fantasy xiv: an xtreme legend reborn
Marvel Comics is making Thor a woman. From Time Magazine:
TIME: How do you think this will impact fans who have been with the male version of Thor for such a long time?
Jason Aaron, writer of the Thor series: If you’re a long-time Thor fan you know there’s kind of a tradition from time to time of somebody else picking up that hammer. Beta Ray Bill was a horse-faced alien guy who picked up the hammer. At one point Thor was a frog. So I think if we can accept Thor as a frog and a horse-faced alien, we should be able to accept a woman being able to pick up that hammer and wield it for a while, which surprisingly we’ve never really seen before.
ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)
ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)
ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧